Work-related FAQ

I'm making a game/film/thing and need music...
Awesome! Please contact me to send me details about you project and we'll take it from there!

​How long does it take you to produce a full-length OST?
It really depends. I've written stuff over 3 months and I've written stuff over 3 years. About 1 year is a good time to have set aside for your project's music needs.

​And how much will it cost me?
I can't answer that before I know a thing or two about the project. Send me some info and I'll give you an estimate.

I'm making a game/film/thing and I need music but I don't have any money...
Neither have I.
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But we can share profit...
I'm happy to share some of your profits, I just won't write your music for free.

What if I paid you in goods and services?
Sure. I'll take a serving of good money on delivery.

Permissions FAQ

Can I upload your music/album on YouTube?
No. (I've already done it myself.)

​Can I use your music in my video?
No. The ONLY exceptions are the video being:

• A review of the music.
• A review of the media the music is from (game, film, etc).
• A Let's Play of the game the music is from​​.

Can I use your music in my game?
No. I provide my music to my clients under an exclusive license. Please pay a composer to write music for you or get it from a music library.

Can I use your music in my...?
No. Generally, the answer is no. If you really-really want to, you can email me with the details and get a personalised no.

​Can I live-stream your music?
Yes, as long as it's a) part of the game you're playing, or b) used as background music AND you provide proper on-screen credit. 

​Can I upload a remix/cover of your music?
Yes please! But do keep in mind:

• You cannot monetize or sell it under any circumstances—no exceptions.
• You need to credit me as the original composer.
• Be creative! And drop me a link on twitter while you're at it ;)

​Can I play your music with my band or in my DJ set?
Fuck yeah!

Boring FAQ

How do you pronounce your last name?
Christodoulou. How do you pronounce it?

I want to be a game composer too! Any suggestions?
Yes. Stop listening to game music and  start reading.

​What kind of tools do you use to compose?
I'm using a thing called mind, running on a thing called brain.

​That's cute. I meant, what kind of software do you use?
Windows 10.

Right... What software do you use to write music?
There is no software that writes music.

Ok, smart-ass, you know what I mean! Are you going to answer me or not?
I already did.

Mother&@#$€r! Ok, I'm going to ask one last time: WHICH DAW AND PLUGINS ARE YOU USING TO PRODUCE M0T#€R&@$!NG MUSIC?
Look, if you're going to be rude about it I don't think I want to continue this conversation. Good day.